I called the rental car company today and they said that the class I selected had a wide variety of PT Cruisers. I paused on the phone to the point that they said, “Hello?”. “uhhhh…I can’t do that, its just that road trips are really cool, they are this iconic journey that occupy a special place for Americans who long for a sense of adventure, and I feel like I couldn’t make eye contact with anyone while I was driving, parking, filling up, or walking toward a PT Cruiser.”